There goes the Percival jacket I wanted to buy.

There goes the road tax & mot for the VDUB.

There goes the restaurant booking at the OXO tower.

There goes the Friday boozing.

There goes the LEVIS jeans.

There goes the facial.

There goes the private healthcare.

There goes the new HD screen.

There goes the weekly tube ticket.

There goes the tattoo.

There goes the fresh set of underwear.

There goes the dog.

There goes the savings.

There goes the peace of mind.

What a wonderfully grumpy day.

Thank the people of the Internet (mainly the Asians) for make this Monday less grumpy: