Dear those who travel from Stockwell to Oxford Circus from 7:45am to 8:15,
PLEASE slow the fuck down. The backs of my Clarks were not designed for the front of your shoes, boots or trainers. The next time one of you impatient, not to mention ill mannered morons catches my attention for the wrong reason, I’ll personally kick you in the groin – male or female.
Be warned.
I’ll be wearing my Red Wings tomorrow.
The following links should help this Monday be less grumpy:
BIG FAT BONER BIG FAT BONER
CITY SILHOUETTES
